Where’s my Mocktail? What about alcohol-free options?

You're not going to find two people who agree on everything and this is certainly the case among people who don't drink. After a while, you realize most non-drinkers typically have their own set of rules they follow. There isn't much of a gray area on nonalcoholic drinks. Most sober people are either fine with them, or not. Some choose a "you do you" position.